Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3819) - you totally deserved it (87083)
On 06/04/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Unluggee (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Yeah... You have to know you deserve this.
Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??
#1 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:09am by shananigans
HAHAHAHAHA... fun to urinate in a jug? I just find that so funny...
#3 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:10am by sydney9
1. FUN to URINATE IN A JUG?!?!?
2. Not liking your neighbors so you want to throw piss into their garden?
3. Wouldn't you look OVER the fence before throwing it?
Wow.
#8 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:11am by ChilledLizard
Umm .... Did you make this up? And if not, you can't possibly think that you deserve one iota of sympathy. You're a complete loser.
#12 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:13am by FreedomFirst
You totally got what you deserved.
Who does that? Are you 12?
#18 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:19am by Evilbeagle
YDI .. why in any world would this ever be a good idea?
This is why guys will still be called "boys" instead of "men"
#22 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:23am by Jade_Rothwell
Gosh you're so right, it is so much fun to pee in a jug and throw it into your neighbours garden - such a shame that it came back and it you. I am still laughing at the hilarity of it all. You really should consider a career in tv comedy writing or being a professional comedian, because you are so funny......I am mean....really it is hilarious!!
Dont listen to them other people saying you deserve it, they're just being mean. You carry on with your own little jokes......because you are funny......
#23 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:24am by Stupidpeople
that's what you get for being an ass to your neighbors.
besides that's not even funny. what are you, like, twelve?
#26 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:25am by ashbaby010
YDI. You four are disgusting. I hope you enjoyed what you got...
#27 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:25am by MadeInCanada
I gotta say..that sounds like some stupid gay shit. Some doods standing around pissin in a bottle together? c'mon..
Also..you're a prick. I would wreck you if ya did that to my house haha.
#28 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:27am by DizzyDemon0
F the trees life. Also you have to know that all of you are dumbasses and that this is all your fault
Wtf? That's just weird. Do you guys play the ookie cookie game at parties too?
#35 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:35am by Ilovelife07
Given that you and your friends' piss is probably toxic waste, you should also get tested soon. Since you seem to be so forward-thinking as to save money on silly things like health insurance premiums, it should cost you $1000+++.
You really need to buy a TV. I've done stupid stuff with my friends but the words "you know what would be fun, let's all piss in a jug and throw it over the fence" have never come out of my mouth.
#49 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:50am by ultraslick
You know I always wonder why we need labels like "Caution! Contents hot" on coffee cups or "Do not use in shower" on hairdryers, but then I remember there are people like you out there.
#51 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:57am by DarkMirror
#6 for the win and I hope you took a shower afterwards that's your fault
#52 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:59am by blabbermouth26
First off, if you don't like your neighbors and want to pull a prank, do it right. How would they have seen the pee? You would have nurished their garden with your pee full of vitamins lol you're a real idiot. YDI for not pulling a prank worth while.
#53 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:59am by PakiPakiPaki
Don't look for pity on this one, moron. You brought this on yourself.
#65 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:21am by irishlassie731
Let me guess: You don't like your neighbors because they call the cops when you have music-blasting parties till 3 in the morning? YDI all the way.
#13 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! True that!
#70 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:25am by animatortrav
Childish. Dumbass...you couldn't even execute that simple task? So if you poop in a brown bag.. You'd prob think it's your lunch bag.
#73 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:26am by hillcitygirl
sounds like you and your friends know how to have a good time... peeing in a jug is oh so "fun"
#78 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:30am by scarlett666
that's what you get for being a douche and for having douchey friends
you probably held each others dicks and peed in the jug at the same time exclaiming how fun it is to pee in a jug.
Everybody!
Instant Karma's gonna get you, Gonna get you right in the face, Better get yourself together darling...
#84 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:36am by dirtyhippie
#74 I would find it very hard to call a group of guys who think it would be fun to piss in a jug together straight.
I don't see how anyone at all feels any sympathy for you whatsoever. That was a douchebag move, and it's better that you were splashed by piss than your neighbors property. I'm glad about the outcome of your childish plan.
Man, I wish I could click YDI like a million times. God, how old are you and your friends?
#100 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:56am by patray_angel
How stupid are you that you think pissing in a jug is fun? Also, was this tree made of rubber that it bounced back. Cause even dogs can manage to pee on a tree without getting wet. Throwing piss at your neighbors yard isn't really that big of a deal. Just kick one of them in the face.
Who actually clicked "FYL"??? 264 people actually thought the OP wasn't a fucking asshole/idiot/etc? Even IF you consider that people can vote twice if they vote while logged off as well, that's still 132 fellow idiots who were VERY confident that this person wasn't a total fuckwad.
uh...how did liquid piss BOUNCE off anything...if anything it'd splash...but not like...what the hell!?!?!?
#114 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:20pm by madame_malfoy
Ahhh...pissin' in a jug with your buds...good times!
Too bad you didn't notice the guardian tree, though.
Uhh, I could probably think of seventeen different things that are more fun than urinating in a jug...
Not that I've ever tried it. But urination in general isn't seen as recreation for me. I don't just go, "Hey, I'm bored. I'mma take a piss. That always puts a smile on my face." Maybe it was because I wouldn't think of doing it with friends...
But then you throw it over to your neighbors? That's just fucked up... I tried to click YDI as many times as I could for this one. I mean, damn, it was pretty obvious. There's no way your life is fucked, YDI.
Anytime a story starts with "my friends and I thought it would be fun to piss in a jug", you know it's going to end badly. YDI.
U can't just go ruining ur neighboors garden just cuz u don't like them!!!
#121 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:34pm by mariamforlife
No matter how much you dislike your neighbors, it is NOT okay for you to do something so disrespectful. That's obnoxiously rude. I hope you weren't expecting sympathy.
#123 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:35pm by seashell123
What I want to know is whether the arses who click YDI on FMLs that are patently not the OP's fault, are the ones clicking FYL on this one lol
The OP is a true loser. It's like the zitty kid who works at some fast food restaurant thinks it's ok to spit in someone's food.
And what? Fun to pee in a jug? Who finds that fun? And what, you all sat around and giggled at each other's wieners? Your kinda an ass.. And your dumb.. I think that makes you a dumbass!
I woulda paid to see that piss come back in your face. Good times, good times.
#135 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:54pm by peanut_gallery
# 13 got it right and I honestly don't know what was going through that head of yours when you decided that it was going to be "fun" to do that.
#137 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:56pm by barlessprison
Instant Karma... when your bad karma doesn't even want to wait, this occasion is good enough to instantly backfire on you. Instant Karma is a fkd up, cruel bitch.
#141 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:04pm by ilackeffort
At what point did you think it would be funny to assult a neighbor? You could go to prison for that.
Also it sounds like you and your friends aren't the brightest bulb on the screen, so I would imagine I'll hear you on head up your ass headlines or the really awful terrible files OR the Darwin awards.
You got exactly what you deserved, Karma couldn't have played it out any better. Who on earth thinks it is a good idea to throw urine on someone elses property for any reason? Bet you still drank out of that cup.
Lemme guess after that, you went to sleep with your cousin who just so happens to be pregnant for your dad at the moment and you ended the night[still covered in piss] with a hoe down.
You AREN'T smart.
#149 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:25pm by ohhhhshizzz
Wow too bad the glass didn't fragment and go into you brain
#150 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:25pm by StoneColdNigga
I can picture the conversation now . . .
Hey what are you doing this weekend?
"Oh me and some buddies are really gonna have some fun. We're going to urinate in a jug!"
Dude, that's so hard core.
Hm I'm look for the words I would call you after I kicked your ass hm..hm.. DUMBASS.
#154 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:32pm by CodeMonkey123
dude, I'm not sure... if that's bad ass... I'm pretty sure you're just bored high schoolers... but hey, props... for the follow through.. minus 10 pts for extreme idiocy
#155 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:33pm by simplyabsurd
Too bad you didn't drown in your own urine. People like you need to be crushed to death by a tree. freaken idiot.
I'm thinking of asking my friends about this. "hey guys, I'm bored. Want to piss in a jug?" - But somehow, I already know what the answer will be, and you should have too, you dumb twat!
Hey, stop saying that he's twelve. Don't group me in with that idiot.
#161 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:59pm by SuperSpore
It was ur own fault god was punishing u for ur stupidity! It's called karma
#164 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:06pm by
i don't like my neighbors either but i would never be so disrespectful and through a jug of piss in their yard. plus they would have probably knew it was you, because A. you had a party and B. they only have neighbors on two sides of them.
#166 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:11pm by baysidebird88
Karma has a funny way of coming back to bite one in the ass..
#167 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:12pm by verstecktergeist
FAKE!!! water cant splash back with that much force. and how can you not notice a huge tree in the way! trust me, i know this stuff. im a doctor. -_-'
I wonder why the neighbours dislike you? It couldn't be something YOU did, you and your friends all sound like wonderful, polite people to me. *rolls eyes*
That made my day ^^
But seriously, Shouldn't the jug have broken on the tree instead of bouncing back??
#192 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:37pm by hirsheybar
it's like Team Fortress 2!! Jarate! Where people throw a jar of pee on people that's on fire or to make them lose life points.
Anyways, this is a given, it's stupid. lol Glad you guys like to get piss on each other.
#194 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:39pm by whitetulips
Today, I was out in a yard doing my tree thing. Then, a couple of men came out and threw a jug of what I beleive to be urine at me. FML
#197 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:40pm by
It seems like you would end up with pee on your own lawn trying to go all at once. Especially since you hit the tree which is much larger than the opening of a jug. Bad aim.
first of all, thats disgusting
and second- u deserved it assholes
#202 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:51pm by jessxoxo28
how the fuck does pee "bounce off" a tree? wtf since when are liquids like balls?
#203 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:53pm by manunited93
You must think you're so hilarious. You guys are ridiculously immature. YDI for sure. I can't believe that there are people as ignorant as you three little jerks around.
YDI
How did anybody say FYL? YDI all the way on this one.
#207 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:02pm by jdkfgkjdfb
Wow! what the heck were u thinking? did it taste bad? tfffrgy
#209 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:04pm by fireballa18
You know its gonna be good when its starts out 'my three friends and i decided to urinate in a jug'
#212 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:12pm by SayNo2Quack
Urinating in a jug must be exilerating
Ydi for not being able to throw
#226 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:31pm by Guyoverhere
What the fuck is wrong with you? Can you spell karma?? YDI... Big time
#43 FTW!! If that happened to you wouldnt you be pissed? Youre just lucky you got piss all over you rather then to have it land in their garden and have them call the cops on you.
#227 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:41pm by renyark209
if your neighbors are dicks like mine then you don't deserve this.
#228 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:45pm by kawaiimomo
Why the hell did you think pissing in a jug would be funny?
#229 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:51pm by allgrowedup
You decided to throw the "contents of the jug" and it "splashed back" after hitting a tree? I don't even know how that's physically possible unless your piss magically froze and then unfroze.
#232 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:11pm by mordantennui
haha you totally deserved that, but i guess if you were drunk then its understandable
the stupidist shit is hilarious when your drunk lol
#233 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:11pm by americandouche
you obviously made this whole story up because piss does not splash back over a fence when you throw it out of a jug. maybe when you're taking a leak it splashes, but not when its thrown out of a jug. good job tho, you fooled a bunch of idiots into thinking this was true.
How do these lame ones get published and my awesome one gets denied?
#237 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:26pm by anonymous2323
I'm callling shenanigans. What retards would get together and decide, "Hey, I know what's a good idea! Let's piss in a jug and throw it at stuff! Yeeaahhh!!!!" If it's really true, then... wow. I feel bad for your parents and all people you come in contact with.
WOW. "I thought it would be fun to pee in a jug." right then and there, YDI YDI YDI ALL THE WAY. Only after reading the rest did i want to hit it twice.
#253 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:33pm by BurnedByLove
Are you 10? If not YDI as soon as I saw the urinate in a jug I clicked YDI b4 I finished reading it. Your plain stupid! Haha
#257 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:58pm by Hehe_Verde
If u shit in the woods would you poop on your own shoes? Urines doesn't do anything to a garden try round-up!
#258 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:03pm by lonestartexasmn
YDI (quite extremely obviously). Plus fail for no skillz in eye hand coordination, and not being able to locate large objects.
#259 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:08pm by JonReb
And we should feel sorry for you why? It was your own fault for doing such a stupid thing.
#263 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:33pm by Irish_Viking
youre a jerk-face.
YDI completely man.
and who just happens to have a jug laying around that they decide would be nice to pee in??
#266 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:38pm by anniesaysbueno
haha u shouldn't really have done that, but we have cranky neighbours, too. I get it, but YDI, it was your fault.
Atleast urine is sterile... How's it feel to give urself a golden shower?
#273 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:35pm by eltoroloco
LOL, but the the ground will get the bad stuff out and the water is actually good for the lawn so unless their incredibly stupid, they shouldnt be rlly mad
#281 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:23pm by scateice
Yes because trees can bounce liquid back at u and urine can ricochet......
#283 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:38pm by Pressed_4_Time
Good, you fucking retards. You don't ruin somebody else's work just because you dislike them.
You deserve it, and more.
OP do you happen to live in a trailer park with a few guys named ricky, julian and bubbles
#291 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:29pm by UncleverName_FYL
so you were drunk, and you only have 3 friends. wtf who does this!!
#294 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:03am by brokengirl11
I will never say this and mean it more than I do now: YDI
#296 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:24am by ghostgirll
Wow, you douche-tard. You probably wear those sexist Abercrombie & Fitch shirts, I bet.
#298 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:30am by rach_magoo
This sounds like a story Jeff Foxworthy would tell.
YDI, you goddamn prick.
#299 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:44am by AnotherStranger2
Grow up. And when the fuck is it "fun" to piss in a jug? You also need to get a life while working on that growing up thing. Oh, and get the stick out of your ass, jerk.
#300 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:47am by coffeennicotine
You are so stupid. What goes around comes around. YDI
#303 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:09am by justinware1992
"We thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug." Enough said. YDI.
#309 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:27am by blablabla18
At least urin is an anti bacterial. :D
But I don't think anyone's ever deserved it more. :3
#310 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:36am by majesticjac
That's the dumbest sh!t I've ever heard. How is it a good idea to pee in a jug and throw it at your neighbor's house? Don't you have a job to go to, or shouldn't you be in school?! Wth?
U must be pretty talented to hit a tree and then have it come back and hit u.
And why are u doing this AT A PARTY?!?!?
Wow, how stupid do you have to be to do that? Wouldn't you notice a tree was in the way of your little jug? YDI.
#321 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:19pm by Funny_Face
are you fucking serious? how stupid do you have to be to think that'd be funny in the first place?? i HATE my neighbors, but i would never do anything like that. if i were your neighbors and i saw that, i'd call the cops.
#322 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:54pm by breedizzles
HAHAHA lmao, the same thing happened to me one time!
#328 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:19am by depackchopra5
Lol you were outsmarted by a tree. How could you not know about their Security Tree (a feature of any elite home security system.)
#333 - On 06/06/2009 at 5:50am by RhymePrime
you really a fecking stupid.
what goes around, comes around.
& karma is a bitchhhh.
#334 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:01am by staciieee_x3
you should not have posted this on fml... cuz you must have known everyone was going to say YDI
#335 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:11am by proudpessimist
#337, you're stupid. The liquid was in a jug, which hit a tree, causing the liquid to splash on her. Grow a brain.
To the OP, if you think it's fun to urinate in a jug then you and your friends are a bunch of retards. I bet you're one of those retarded high school teenagers that like to get drunk at parties and act out. I hope you burn in hell.
I'm sorry...what? Oh, never mind. I hope you learned something.
#342 - On 06/12/2009 at 7:12am by PixelSlayer247
Congradulations! You're not only a massive dick for thinking that urinating into a jug and then throwing that jug into a neighbor's garden would be fun, but you're also karma's bitch. There HAS to be a recored attached to that.
This just goes to show that what goes around, comes around... literally!
#344 - On 06/13/2009 at 7:49pm by NuclearButterfly
I hope you enjoy the minicrits, you crazy Australian.
#345 - On 08/11/2009 at 9:07am by MyLifeIsSuper
Please can i defend my nation and say now that not all Brits are stupid!! I will however permit you to say YOU STUPID SCOUSER!!!
#348 - On 01/05/2010 at 10:27pm by its_me_123
