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Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4526) - you deserved it (24038)

On 01/25/2009 at 9:38pm - misc - by smoker - United States (California)

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I think it's funny that you think it's a FML moment to drink from a cup that has your cigarette ashes in it, but yet you inhale that shit into your lungs multiple times a day. Just saying

#7 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:09am by JennaWenna

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I feel there's almost a part missing in the fml, what you have you're only setting it up, you should've had at the end "Guess which one I drank from"

#20 - On 06/22/2009 at 2:32pm by Jacquie_lynn

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