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Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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What kind of idiot leaves a bag with/worth 1000 dollars in a car???

YDI

#4 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:21am by Spider

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that sucks. should leave your stuff in the trunk next time. happened to a friend's sister too

#1 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:05am by iris85

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