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Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50818) - you deserved it (7632)

On 06/03/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by canadiankc (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.

#2 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:04am by TotallyAwesome

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Try one-piece swimsuits.

#3 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:05am by zombieman000

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