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Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by doubleds (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them

#1 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:56pm by RavensRule97

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... presumably you had a receipt?

#3 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:57pm by palmtrees

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