Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45588) - you totally deserved it (2832)
On 06/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by doubleds (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them
#1 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:56pm by RavensRule97
Save your receipts next time dumbass, and I hope you didnt pay for it twice. you shoulda raised hell
#4 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:58pm by THE_TRUTH_HURTS
This is the time to take out the receipt and shove it in his face. What a horny freak. I hope you went and complained to the manager about the bad service.
#1 is right. It sounds crude, sure, but if he was staring at them the whole time, you should have said so.
If I were you, I'd have been like "Yeah, you don't recognize my face because you were too busy STARING AT MY TITS. Are you going to give me the fucking pillow that I already paid for, or am I going to have to report you for sexual harassment and not doing your damn job?"
I hope you did about the same.
edit: lol #10 and I had the same idea.
#11 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:01pm by McLaughlane
If u paid already why wouldn't u have ur pillow already?
#15 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:07pm by flor1dagator7
FYL Since he didn't recognise you
YDI for not showing the receipt (he wouldn't have argued if you showed him the receipt)
lol u cant blame a guy... u should be happy your blessed with the power to hypnotize a man.
#25 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:14pm by ithedarkknight
what a lovely guy. just kidding you should complain to the manager
#27 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:15pm by Xbox360Fan
agree with #1, that's what i would have done while showing my receipt. then, report him to the manager.
You should've said you're going to sue him for sexual harrassment, he'd remember your face then.
#36 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:23pm by Shlizabeth
it's called a receipt, hun
but still, FYL about the boob thing and trying to be nice...
#39 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:26pm by that_guy321
I agree with #36. Bet he'd remember you then. Stupid pervert.
#40 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:27pm by deathproof
If you paid already and helped an old lady, shouldn't you be walking OUT the door?
Not back to the clerk?
Honestly, he'd have given you a reciept. And, also honestly, he'd have recognized your shirt/bust without prompting from you. I don't think that that kind of concentration exists.
And why wouldn't you take your pillow with you?
Hahaahaha, that sux, but the world needs sum good boobys
#46 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:34pm by Wannarunaway
#10: Uhm, idiot. You do realize NO ONE has to be wearing a low cut shirt for their boobs to be ogled, jackass. And I'm sure she didn't want questions, that is NOT flaunting.
OP: Did you have your reciept, I think you should go to his manager and at least scare him, you know?
#47 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:35pm by ohhhhshizzz
if he didn't remember your face ,
then you should of told him to look back at you're boobs.
then maybe he would remember you ! ahaha
1 took the words right out of my mouth. Did he look again at ur boobs and be like, "oops, you already paid"
Well y don't girls take that as a compliment. If u got nice tits u should be proud!
#51 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:39pm by widemaroon23
Sounds like bullshit to me. I never met a pair of tits I didn't remember. And it's your fault for having your titties floppin around everywhere. YDI
Maybe she did have the receipt. It makes it a better FML since she doesn't mention it.
Congratulations on your mesmerizing chest. Not a big deal but if he was being a dick about it I hope you cleaned him up.
YDI for having your nunga-nungas on display... but FYL because the guy was such a bro dawg moron if I was the clerk I would have remembered, I always remember the kind of top she was wearing, necklace, etc. and I wouldn't have made it so obvious
#60 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:45pm by PollySighDevil
#53, you're an ass. Perhaps she wasn't even showing her cleavage? Even if she wore a low-cut top, she doesn't deserve to be mind-stripped by some douchebag horny pervert. Nobody does. So if you were wearing jogging shorts, and some old lady passes while ogling your junk, I'd say YDI for wearing shorts right? Don't be a presumptuous idiot. If you remember all the tits you ever saw, then it probably isn't much and you're probably a douchebag pervert like the store clerk.
FYL, OP.
#63 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:46pm by _Mish
Well go back in with the same shirt on and buy something else and see of he recognizes u. If he does, slap him in the face
Guys. They WALKED AWAY AFTER PAYING to help someone pick something up. I'm pretty sure what they're saying is they hadn't finished the transaction yet, and the guy couldn't remember that she had actually given him money. Maybe after she walked away he finished ringing it out, then saw no one was there and set it aside, but then when she came BACK up didn't believe it was her stuff. Either way, it -is- a suck, and chances are they created their handle on here AFTER this happened, maybe even because of it. Either way, the clerk shouldve been paying attention, if you cant recognize someone because you were too busy staring at their chest, you shouldn't be interacting with customers at all. FYL.
Also, for the record, they dont have to be wearing a low cut shirt for guys to stare, or have double d's.
I hate how everyone assumes the worst about people.
hahah you must have some rockin boobs.. or he was just really hornyy..
#69 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:59pm by peaceoutt13
I would just like to let you know that I will be pleasuring myself to that story in church on Sunday.
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=210278&title=its-a-wonderful-chest
#72 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:00pm by PollySighDevil
You should have pointed downward and asked if he recognized "these".
#73 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:00pm by EdwardHeart
This sounds waaay too fake. If it was real, he would of noticed your shirt or something like that. No one is that stupid.
I totally agree with whomever states that the clerk should observe the area he seemed to be so familiar with earlier... Ha
#78 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:05pm by FuBballspieler
#77, please never say "No one is that stupid". Someone will ALWAYS step up to prove you wrong.
ib4picsnao? You guys are slacking.
YDI if you were wearing a slutty top. If not, well that's just us guys. No good deed goes unpunished
#94 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:23pm by nizmotuner
I love how everybody assumes that the OP deserved it because she must have been wearing a low cut shirt and therefore she is calling for attention. (i.e. #10, 53, 60,etc)
I'm pretty sure if you have somewhat noticeable breasts, they stand out in ANY shirt that isn't a complete tent!
That is just absolutely sexist!
Also #10, you can post FMLs even when you don't have an account - the OP probably used that as her nickname because it was fitting to the particular FML, not because she's "pretty fine with flaunting them"
Get sensitivity training.
#95 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:25pm by kdb
Guys please. I do agree with that he shouldn't be staring at her tits. But report him to the manager or for sexual harassment? Give me a break. She should grow up and not go whining to other people about stuff that's completely normal. Plus, she's probably wearing those shirts with her boobs half hanging out anyway. So OP grow up.
#99 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:27pm by thatswasup
Your mad cause your jugs are that nice?just take him to the bathroom strip for him and see what kind of discount u get
That sucks but just think of all the money Youll save in the future for being hot :)
#104 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:38pm by
Aha, pervs.
Slap him in the face, and throw the receipt at him and run out the door.(;
#109 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:50pm by elsieenchanted
well... you had a receipt didn't you? problem solved.
as for the pervert staring at your boobs, tell him off or call the manager on his ass.
kudos on the nice boobies i guess
#115 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:57pm by iareamused
Thank you # 102!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
finally someone who understands
#117 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:05pm by thatswasup
To all of you saying "YDI for showing your boobs"
wtf is she supposed to do, cut them off?
#118 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:07pm by inerdablanket
The WORST thing u can do is to call the manager. Handle it by yourself.
#119 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:07pm by thatswasup
I hate when people go on about a "low shirt". You don't even have to be wearing a low shirt, heck, I wear a normal t-shirt and i have people staring at my chest. FYL for having a douche bag cashier.
#122 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:14pm by idrivefast
If it was a low-cut shirt, she deserved it. If you wear one of those, expect people to look. If you hate people ogling, where more clothes for christs sakes. Most men do and you don't see the ones that go topless complaining about girls checking out their abs.
That being said, I voted FYL just because I don't know what type of shirt you are wearing.
#123 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:16pm by sickofnames
Haha u should have said, "do u remember my boobs u were staring at??" haha but honestly ur name is doubleds so come on.
#129 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:26pm by phoenixhix06
#1 wins at the internet. But why didn't you call him on it when you first noticed be was staring? "My face is up here." is a nice one to use.
I've got a pair of DDs myself, I feel for ya. I only own like two low-cut shirts and I never wear them outaide of my own house. In a freakin sweater I still get stares, unfortunately. There's really no excuse for it, so I do hope you let the manager know and got him in trouble at least.
All you women on this site need to calm down. For God's sake, it's not that big of a deal. Sexual Harassment, please. So he took an extended glance at this woman's boobs, so what? How long does a store clerk and a customer interact, a few seconds?
If a man wants to undress you with his eyes, deal with it. It happens to you A LOT more than you even know anyways...
• Why didnt you show him the receipt? (Assuming you had one.)
Or you could have shown him your boobs.
Why is this a FML? You have nice tits and a person liked them? Plus it had a simple solution.
Also, get his ass fired! •
#135 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:31pm by happygoluckyhh
I don't particularly care for revealing clothing on women with big boobs. It's distracting. However, there's nothing in the post to suggest she was dressed that way. My first take on this one is that I hope she either did like #1 suggests - just to make a point - or just asked for a manager. Firmly. No way you should have to put up with that crap.
It's one thing to have guys distracted by your big boobs. At least that's explainable. But trying to charge you twice because of it? That's going too far. I mean, he's basically not doing his JOB because he's too busy being rude. There's looking and then there's drool-staring. What a jerk.
*hugs*, OP
Show him the reciept (assuming the OP had one.)
Also, why didn't you show him your boobs so he could reconize you?
Another thing, I don't understand how this is an FML. Somebody was basically complementing you and it had a simple solution. This is just a waste of time.
#142 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:39pm by happygoluckyhh
I am sorry to hear this. Men need to wake up and look forward like a woman and people deserve. Next time say hey buddy I am up here! Trust me they will straightin up!!!
She may not have had her receipt yet. It's possible that she gave him the money, helped the old woman, and came back to get her stuff and finish with checkout.
That being said, the guy was a douche. Plain and simple. It's ok to look at someone's chest for a few seconds, but to stare the whole time and not be able to recognize her face? That's ridiculous.
#154 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:58pm by animejen1988
There are a lot perverted men out there, shucks. How much was it?
#156 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:06pm by LiangPeiJie
$5 says you were dressed to show of your boobs. If you were, and you didn't get a recepit, then YDI. If you don't like the way guys state at your chest, dress differently or get a breast reduction.
Well atleast you know your hot but I'd still feel weird being stared at by a queer
#158 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:09pm by lifesux355
To all the people who are saying she didn't necessarily have a low cut shirt on, why would this guy continue to stare at them. Large covered boobs = a quick glace. Large boobs in low cut shirt = worth a stare.
#160 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:14pm by awwwshiiit
to whoever said "don't wear lowcut shirts that expose them"
when you have double Ds, it doesn't matter what you wear, people still notice your boobs. I have plenty of tops that tie around my neck, and still get people staring at my boobs when I go out. And as for normal, everyday shirts, you try buying a shirt that doesn't show off some cleavage. If you have big boobs it's impossible, unless you want to wear turtlenecks all the time. It's incredibly difficult for women with large breasts to shop for clothing.
#161 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:16pm by CatieBabey
and to the person who said "get a breast reduction"
yeah cuz every girl with big tits can really afford thousands of dollars because men can't keep their pervy eyes off of us.
#162 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:23pm by CatieBabey
#156, a breast reduction just because guys naturally get distracted? That's not a call for you to make, sire.
Regardless, I'm going to go ahead and call this a fake. Even if a woman was bare-chested, I'd still recognize her face, even if I'd only glanced at it before laying my eyes on the prize. Needless to say, I'd recognize the shirt and I'd recognize the breasts that I'd have been staring at for at least a minute if I were that clerk. If it was an expensive pillow (or even a cheap one), you'd have gotten a receipt. Not to mention you'd have taken your pillow with you when you helped the old lady, were this story to be true. This guy was either a retard or you're making this story up.
If I'd seen this while moderating, I'd have voted no. That's a lot of holes in your story. ^
lol. if your boobs are THAT awesome, your life is NOT fucked.
#166 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:31pm by martialartist7
By the way the FML is phrased, I'm wondering if they walked away as the guy was bagging the pillow/the receipt was printing, in which case they wouldn't have the receipt until they went back for it.
#167 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:40pm by deceptivebeauty
I agree with #2; you'd have the receipt right?
And why did you have to walk back to the clerk? If you had paid, wouldn't you be ready to leave the store anyway?
#169 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:42pm by danineteen
You should have a receipt, but also he's just a douchebag pervert. (he's also a freaking dumbass for starring at your boobs RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU)
#172 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:45pm by tomarino13
She didn't get a receipt yet because she was helping someone, which is probably why he didn't believe her.
#173 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:46pm by technobutterfly
HAHAHA THAT is a quality FML! You just made my day thank you XD
#175 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:51pm by ivoryshade
all guys are perverts but its fine for girls to walk around with there tits and ass hangin out for public display if you don't want us to look don't show it off if i wear my gym clothes out in public i know girls would be starin at my stuff
I feel you. I have big boobs too and they get stared at a lot also. Even shirts that aren't supposed to be revealing are. The only way to get around it is t-shirts and turtle necks. I agree. FYL.
#16, #180 etc, She didn't get the receipt yet because she left briefly after she paid but the cashier had completed the sale.
If I notice a nice rack, I don't forget it, regardless of the face. Maybe the cashier figured the OP wouldn't put up a fuss if he pocketed the money. But probably he zoned out dreaming about the boobs and forgot about what he was supposed to be doing.
#188 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:28am by I_am_stupid_also
This is one of those ones where i say "YDI" in a positive way: You have epic boobs, you probably save the $30 you would have spent on the pillow every time you go to the bar for guys falling over themselves buying you drinks.
haha you shoulda asked him if he recognized your boobs lol ;)
#192 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:41am by fcukstylez
haha you shoulda told him to see if he recognized your boobs lol ;)
#197 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:54am by fcukstylez
Wow, that's bad. Yeah when I see a good pair, sure, I'll take a peek or two, but staring is just a tad crude.
i agree w 1. i woulda pointed @ my boobs and said do u recognize these???!!
#210 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:51am by candyapple1
you shoulda unzipped/unbuttoned your shirt a little and said, "remember me now?"
#213 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:09am by NeverMind4Now
Wow, a pervert and a loser. Who the fuck is so stupid that they end up working as a cashier in life??? I mean really, you must not pay attention in school at all.
#215 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:13am by saxlover
uhh, with a username like 'doubleds' you're obviously proud of them. I hate people who dress all slutty, flaunting their..assets and then get pissed when men stare. wear a turtleneck :3
#216 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:17am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
You should have asked if he remembered your boobs. LOL.
#220 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:37am by justanotherfan
Everyone that's pissed at the cashier are stupid I honestly would say YDI...
If your comfortable enough to flaunt your boobs you need to be comfortable enough with guys admiring them...
But I do however agree that the cashier was a dumbass but he's not a pig he's just a guy that did the same thing anyone else would have done
You should have said, "Do you recognize my boobs?"
Ahahaha I would probably say something like that :]
say
" hmm, is it because you were looking at my breasts the whole time? well then look again and try to refresh your memory."
agh. men.
#223 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:58am by randomdinosour
Got big boobs, complain. Got no boobs, complain. Women. I say YDI because you were probably wearing something low cut to flaunt them.
#226 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:15am by alphaxzero
can you post a picture of ur rack so we can make a better decision if ydi or fyl.
#227 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:58am by fylbitches
Man it's times like this I'm ashamed to call myself a man. I'm referring to both the clerk and to the comments. Grow up, you're acting like children.
Oh boo friggin' hoo, you have a glorious pair of boobs. How I pity your life.
#229 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:02am by 10thousandbirds
Might wanna get those things reduced if they are so big there covering ur face >;)
#230 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:06am by TiesThatBind
Hahahahahaha not exactly an FYL more like i got a nice rack
#231 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:32am by ishythedude
While what he did is unpleasant, your username is "doubleds" and you complain about a guy staring at your breasts? Sad to say, you can't have it both ways. If you want to flaunt your boobs, that's fine, but don't act surprised and angry when you get attention.
Went with FYL anyway, on the off-chance that you weren't wearing anything particularly revealing and he was just an unprofessional perv. Nothing wrong with him appreciating breasts, but doing that in a place where he's working serving customers doesn't create a pleasant environment. You should have shown the receipt and then threatened to complain to frighten him.
#235 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:54am by dancing_bear
I'm amused by everyone saying he's a pervert for looking at her chest. A straight man looking at breasts has got to be one of the LEAST perverted things in the universe.
Why wouldn't he just look at your boobs again? since he was fancied by them before lol im sure he would have recognized u then :P i'll start reading comments before i post... #1 beat me to it :P
#244 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:32am by Polionixon
#23 - I joined this site just to publicly congratulate you on a superb comment. Absolutely one of the funniest things I've read on this site.
Wow he's a total idiot! And if u just paid, shouldn't u have ur receipt?!? Common sense people!!!
#251 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:59am by TriNiBaByDoLL
One time, a guy was checking drivers license at the airport as I was boarding, he looked at my DL and then thanked my boobs for flying with ___________.
#252 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:09am by RodeHard
If OP is a man I can understand this....the clerk was shocked and couldn't stop staring, and the reason he couldn't recognize your face is that by that time he was blind,
It sounds like the OP was in the middle of buying her pillow- maybe she'd paid, but the receipt hadn't been printed out yet and the clerk hadn't given her the pillow back.
i'm clicking 'YDI' just because of your handle. That's dumb though.
#260 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:03pm by lich
She obviously walked off to the side to help the lady after she paid, but before the receipt printed out, and then the douchebag couldn't recognize her face.
#262 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:45pm by lifeislife
I would have pointed to my tits and said, "recognize these? Yeaaah, you do."
#267 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:46pm by DuchessMIA
the cashier liked pillows too ;) So, you Never used your body as a way to influence someone?
#271 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:40pm by satanstoystore
You must have some pretty big juicy ones. Agreed #1 :D
#272 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:45pm by cardtrick101
Fake imo.
If you'd paid, you wouldn't exactly leave your stuff on the counter and walk far enough away to go out of the clerks site to help some old lady, then come back. And he'd have recognized your clothes anyway. And not really a FML even if it wasn't fake, as you'd have a receipt. Find new ways to get attention than posting bad FMLs imo.
everyone is stupid.
She only paid for the pillow, when she saw the old lady in need of help. She hadn't taken the pillow or receipt yet. She must have helped the lady right after giving the man the money, when he was putting it into the cash register.
think it through guys.
just as #68 said.
#278 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:34pm by forealFML
that sucks. at least its a compliment though!
by the way, if a guy stares at someones boobs, it does not mean that they are perverts. it means that he is a guy and that someone has nice boobs. its how the world works.
#279 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:08pm by zredalert95
#280 You took the words right out of my mouth. If the clerk was actually checking you out, he would remember your tits. Chances are if this actually even happened he was just staring off and spacing out, which you immediately assumed to be him checking you out.
#282 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:53pm by JustSaying09
u either show the receipt, or u ask him if he recognized ur boobs
that'll get him to shut-up and give u ur damn pillow
#283 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:56pm by jessxoxo28
YDI for not getting a receipt. YDI even more if you actually HAD the receipt, but forgot to show it.
#284 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:05pm by scribble87
Well I can't say YDI, because you didn't deserve it. And I can't say FYL, because your life isn't fucked if people are staring at your boobs. I really don't think this is an FML; more of a, My Life is Fuckin' Great.
#288 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:30pm by rising_sun
Most registers have record of the past certain number of transactions, and the most recent one would certainly be in it. That should've cleared things right up. Also, what an asshole.
you didnt get a receipt for it?
...btw what does YDI stand for anyways?
#291 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:53pm by slowpainter
you deserved it
and yeah
i agree with number 1
i'd be like
Recognize my titties nigggg
#292 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:05pm by roflbubbles
lol #1
report him to the manager or use your receipt
then again that guy was probably too much of a dumbass to give you the receipt in the first place
sucks for you :|
#293 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:08pm by bbobe900000
That's when you make the comment of "Well maybe if you were doing your job and not staring at my breast, you'd know what my face looks like and know I just paid" really loud so the whole store hears it.
#1 wins.
should have showed him your boobs, maybe he would have recognized you then.
#299 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:32am by brave
I think this happened between her paying and her getting a receipt.
You should've demanded he balance the cash register. When he notices he's so many dollars over, you can point to the price tag on the pillow.
Part of why I almost always pay with a debit card. That way, there's always a paper trail and no shitty clerk can accuse you of not paying, or saying you gave them a $20 when you gave them a $50 or whatever.
#309 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:57am by DoctorManhattan
You forgot to mention the fact that you were wearing a low-cut shirt and looking to get laid. Ha, you didn't think anyone would ACTUALLY take you seriously, did you sweetheart? No. YDI.
#311 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:43am by GiannaxRevenge
@311: Really? I hope you're being sarcastic.
To OP: You saved the receipt, didn't you?
#312 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:30pm by Solarblind
Ask if he remembers the boobs. If not then complain to the manager and take ythe stuff. They can't arrest you unless they can show you didn't pay.
Lol #1
I would've been like, "of course you don't. Your eyeballs were plastered to my boobs the whole time."
#315 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:10pm by ILoveJace01
Seconding #3. I clicked the agree button, but maybe you deserve it, too, if you lost your receipt in those like 2 minutes...
#316 - On 06/09/2009 at 1:44pm by swagmonkey
The cashier was a loser but you still need to dress more modestly if you want to avoid that kind of attention. This world is filled with people like that so you have to be proactive instead.
#317 - On 06/09/2009 at 9:48pm by Pharmacyst
You shoulda said one of two things.
"That might be because you were staring at my BOOBS more than my face."
or
*while pointing at your boobs* "I bet you remember THESE though! Don't you you f---ing PERV!?"
NOTE: Make sure to yell.
Yep agreed with #1 and pretty much everyone else on here who said just about the same thing ALONG with the receipt thing.
#320 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:32pm by PrettyVal
Yeah, that sucks when all you are is boobs. Get a reduction. Boobs are gross anyway.
#321 - On 07/16/2009 at 1:26pm by SwimbabySwim
Hey, assholes? The ones who insist she must have been wearing a low-cut top or say she needs to dress more modestly? Yeah, you guys.
Ever seen a pair of large breasts when the owner is wearing a turtleneck? They look even BIGGER then. If her chest is really that large, then button-down shirts are out as well because the vast majority are going to gap over her chest. T-shirts probably are tight in the chest if she wants the neck to not be big enough to show off her bra straps.
Actually, the most flattering style (ie./ minimising) for large chests is the v-neck or the wrap-style. Which, unfortunately, shows off some skin below the collarbones. Tragically immodest.
Seriously, guys. Learn something about how clothes work on different bodies before assuming she needs a turtleneck or a t-shirt. Neither of those will draw any attention away from her boobs.
