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Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by McChunky =( - United States (California)

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&that's when you should have turned and said, "Actually, this cheesecake is for my mom, and American's are so obese because of restaraunts like this one and you are helping them stay open by eating here. Ever think about that?" and then just walked away.
Some people, I swear.

#5 - On 03/09/2009 at 3:00pm by santinacantina

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"And nosy ignorant loudmouths like you are why the rest of the world hates Americans."

#8 - On 03/09/2009 at 3:28pm by Tucatz

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