[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

#2495285 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (37375) - you deserved it (3527)

On 06/01/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Boarder - United States (New Jersey)

More FMLs?

baron's life also sucks
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet....

anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I...

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/25/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by