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Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Boarder - United States (New Jersey)

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ouch... It enought that they get itchy when they start to heal, i can't imagine having hives while they are still raw...

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:06pm by Linesksc

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High five for longboarding! Going down hill and biting it is the best way to hurt yourself... boy, do I know from experience.

#26 - On 06/01/2009 at 3:44pm by Blind_Ninja

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