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Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Boarder - United States (New Jersey)

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ouch... It enought that they get itchy when they start to heal, i can't imagine having hives while they are still raw...

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:06pm by Linesksc

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Ooo....Well I Hope You Feel Better >.<

At Least You Didn't Die..........

#4 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:06pm by OmgItsAnaBeatriz

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