Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46765) - you totally deserved it (2577)
On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)
Hey guys!
This story has been sent to us from Korea ;)
#1 - On 06/01/2009 at 9:53am by JaneDoe_71 (FML Staff)
Some old people are just so bitter towards any kind of youth. Dont take it personally
#4 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:07am by emer_helena
As if attackers really take a good look at your face anyway...
#5 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:07am by redbluegreen
Such a fucking bitch doesn't deserve to be called "mom".
By the way, are you sure she actually IS your mother ?
HAHA #1 is hilarious!
Yea pretty bitchy thing to say for a mom, but hey, she could've just been joking... right?
Wow. What a bitch.
What system were you planning on learning?
#8 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:09am by Jackthestripper
well that's sad but please don't get just any boyfriend just to "prove" her she's wrong.
keep in mind that she has got a problem, not you.
it sucks anyway
#12 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:14am by gatita
Take a few punches to the face. It might straighten some shit up, or get it bad enough for surgery.
FYMom.
#14 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:21am by rukusrazor
:O
You should say that you got your genes from her
or something similar
what a bitch
that's so out of order
:O
Ouch, sounds like she's being cheap so she doesn't have to pay for it. Don't take it to heart. Sorry
#17 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:38am by tWitt3rBuG
That sounds downright abusive. Can't fight stupid, but hey, if she says that kind of stuff a lot, remind her that you get your looks from her. She'll hate that.
Aaaaannnnd, offspring comes in with the "self-defense lesson" play, which is cleverly shut out by Mom's "ugly face" attack, which could give her a 2X bonus for comeback and making the final score...
Mom - 1
Your face - 0
That bites. But it is pretty dope. Sense of humor? Ask her again, see if she was serious.
Wow #18
1.Thats a staff member and 2. You do know that this website was started by the French right?
To the OP: Tell your mom you got your looks from her.
#25 - On 06/01/2009 at 12:09pm by InnocentNique
I love your mom.
But seriously, if you're that ugly, she's probably not so good looking either to begin with.
well, if you're fighting and you want to use that to your advantage, wear a mask at first so when you take it off it's like a surprise attack of ugly
I thought ugly people were the one who got teased and what not. So yeah, if you are "that ugly" better get some lessons.
And your mom is an ass.
Wow, that's just totally...amazing. I mean, what sort of mom is that?
#36 - On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm by hahayou12345
At least your mom is realistic, and honest.
I know moms who are always flattering their children saying OMG YOU ARE LIKE THE BEST LOOKING KID IN THE WORLD, when those kids look like a modern version of Frankenstein and Fiona.
One thing is confidence..and another one being delusional.
FYL anyway lol.
OMG xD hahahaha... U should consider plastic surgery ;]
#39 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:13pm by sarcasticbitch
ahaha #3
#9; omfg are you serious, ofc not all of them know kung fu. >:0 They know taekwondo. ;D
"From a luxury limited to the wealthy a decade ago, according to ARA, plastic surgery has become so common that an estimated 30 percent of Korean women aged 20 to 50, or some 2.4 million women, had surgical or nonsurgical cosmetic procedures last year, with many having more than one procedure."
See www for source.
Even though your mom doesn't have to tell you that you look like a supermodel, I don't think it was very nice of her to say something like that. I wouldn't say that was a great example of parenting, and I can't even fathom what kind of lesson you could learn from a comment like that.
She's a jealous bitch cause you probably got the looks she doesn't have :)
#44 - On 06/01/2009 at 2:59pm by krisFrAnHeehar
lmao mom should have said - yea you should go to the class because someone already beat you with the ugly stick, i don't think you can take another beaten!
Just say: "Hey mom! I think you'd look better if you woke with an axe lodged deep into your skull, Good night mom!"
YDI for posting a JOKE your mother said as an FML. Clearly she is just kidding, and you probably laughed along as well.
#47 - On 06/01/2009 at 3:23pm by Shlizabeth
+1 for Mom. She's obviously a clever one. xD
Don't take it seriously, she was joking.
#51 - On 06/01/2009 at 4:14pm by CyclonePsycho
LOL!!!! so sorry, but i couldnt help it
ur mom is such a bitch
#59 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:14pm by jessxoxo28
Your mom owns, lol.
But I bet she was kidding!
...Hopefully!
#60 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:25pm by Peanu_theGreat
I have such a hard time believing that a mother would actually say this, but I guess it's possible...
FYL because that's a bitchy thing to say, and it's not fair.
Also, listen to #3. o_o
#62 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:33pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
a lot of parents are bitches, why do you think tons of people are homeless because they dropped out of high school? (no offense to the people who dropped out of high school and had success with their life)
#65 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:28pm by shadow_duv
I'm so sick of all these parents who are bitches on here.
Don't get me wrong... the FMLs are funny... but the parents are just bitches.
FYL, my friend.
#67 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:32pm by mehwhateverr
haha owned by mom...it sux but id liek to shit talk to my mom like that but she never gives any messed up comments like these
LOLOLOLOOLOLOL oh shizzle. do wat 2 says. and tell her that its her fault your so effin ugly. i made an account jus to comment this hahahaha
#72 - On 06/01/2009 at 9:46pm by wsws1234567890
Aw I'm sure she was kidding. My parents joke around like that sometimes.
#73 - On 06/01/2009 at 9:50pm by ComeClarity
Eh... not a big deal. Sounds like she was joking. In that case, it was pretty hilarious. If not, don't listen to her.
#75 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:11pm by spirited_away33
Awww. Your mom is mean! You should tell her, "Well we know where I get it from!"
#77 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:48pm by hottiegurl
Weaponface!
Do you have large, scary teeth? I wouldn't want to take on someone who could bite my arm off.
I would've said that no mom would ever say that to her daughter, but I can see it coming from an Asian mother. But... I thought Asians were born with Martial Art skills =(
You should say to her "I guess you are right, afterall, look who I inherited it from." and just look her straight in the eyes
#83 - On 06/01/2009 at 11:48pm by wildthrust
Lol #2 was pretty good, but id just tell her that youre a chip off the ol' block. should knock her down a peg or two
#86 - On 06/01/2009 at 11:57pm by Luv4pink1721
Ouch.
You should've said, "Only if I got it from you, mum."
Sounds like she -may have- been joking though... hopefully!
#87 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:21am by HyperFlirt
If she tells you that to your face just think what she say's behind your back.
#90 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:36am by pitbullguy
Hahahahahahahahaha! I thought that was hilarious. And incredibly mean... Next time just say well people have always said I got my looks for you.., your moms a bitch! I'm sorry.
#93 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:38am by icantthinkofanam
Ouch, u should get her to pay for the lessons then kick her ass. LOL
#95 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:51am by ramoramparoo
Awww I'm sorry but LOL u should try taking self defense if that is wat u want :)
#102 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:20am by Dfizzylover13
Oh shit u got shut down!!! LOL ur mom is a meaner!! Hehe
#106 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:44am by krazykracker3
No offense but she seems like she can be a real asshole sometimes.
#107 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:51am by Darthcriddle
she's a bitch :x
was she drunk? I certainly hope so. anyone who would say that to their child while sober is a fucking jackass.
you should take the classes anyways, then use your super ninjah skills to kick her arse ;D
#108 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:58am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
Tell her the same applies for her manners and her way of expressing maternal love.
#115 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:46am by csigabajnok
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight
Because rape only happens to the pretty ones
People saying stuff like she doesn't love you are almost as ridiculous!
Haha, loser,". But I have to agree, moms can suck balls like that
#122 - On 06/02/2009 at 5:12am by awesometacos95
As a mom, I find it really hard to believe any parent would speak to their child that way but if it's true I'm so sorry.
#129 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:53am by AshleyRose784
You can pay her back by sending her to a foster home when she's old and poor.
#130 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:23pm by Morgane324
Lol, #130 is so right. Take her to the worst nursing home in the USA. And dont llisten to anyone who says anything rude. they are wrong
#132 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:59pm by bethechange
hahaha look at her straight in face and tell her.......looks like i inharited my looks from you
#138 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:56pm by thepunisher
Your mom is a bitch...... Plain simple.
Do this ?? to her (BANG)
#152 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:49am by loveless12345678
Haha love your mom.. She totally torched ur ass!!!!
#154 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:56am by JEWxBOYxBLUEx92
Sounds like a joke commonly found in the East. I've heard something like this millions of times where I live (Thailand).
I think there should be a "your mom is a bitch button" there are so many mom-is-a-bitch fml's
#161 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:35am by cutelilbumny
No, she's right. It's all in the eyes. You can crush any boy/girl's hearts to pieces, or scare the heck out out of people with just a simple glance of the eyes.
#163 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:24pm by at0micmin3r
Your mum is probably ugly herself.
YDI for being ugly. I cant stand to hang around ugly people myself....
Sounds like a stereotypical South Korean joke... Hopefully she wasn't serious...
#173 - On 09/12/2009 at 11:11am by genesis105
lol. im korean and this is just a joke from korea. my mom told me this when i was younger, of course she was just kidding. and besides if she actually meant that ur mom is just a effing bitch, and otherwise she would be insulting herself.
#174 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:54pm by xfmylifexxx
