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Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, my boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:08am - misc - by Killmenow (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

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If sharpening pencils is a greater responsibility, what were you doing before?

#7 - On 02/13/2009 at 12:28pm by Rayn4u

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Well, those pencils will be sharp when you're done, so we need a very responsible person to handle them.

#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 10:39am by bsander

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