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Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18238) - you deserved it (13327)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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recess? how old are you? ten??

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 12:24pm by snick

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Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.

#9 - On 02/11/2009 at 3:38pm by arms_akimbo

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