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Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50458) - you deserved it (7540)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Ugh. I was raised Christian, and always will be, but these kind of people are what gives Christians the names they have. Wouldn't it be great if there was a world where people could co-exist, and go about as they wish? I know many Athiests, Muslims, and even a few Buddhists. They're all nice people, I could care less about who they worship, or if they do at all. But then again, I've been excommunicated from my church, supposedly for these reasons. Oh well, who cares, I refuse to join a church that discriminates.

#19 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:45pm by SP63

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LOL. I didn't know Satan had a manual.

#6 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:39pm by NoMercy

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