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Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42446) - you deserved it (5399)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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