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Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40159) - you deserved it (2912)

On 05/30/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by mraow123 (man) - United States

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