Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36746) - you totally deserved it (2371)
On 05/30/2009 at 1:04am - misc - by mraow123 (man) - United States
Your dog just dominated you....beware he might start humping your leg too
#3 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:15am by xieh
I'm pretty sure a dog will notice if his owner faceplants into the sidewalk right next to him. Or then you have blind and deaf dog.
Every dog that I've ever had would get scared right away, or at least wouldn't pee on you. Then again, you might be one of those dog owners that gets dominated by their little cute dogs.
#4 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:15am by Asdas
He was waiting all week for that chance. Now he's gonna post it online for virtual high-fives from all his homies.
#5 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:18am by Shunnabunich
he was just marking his territory. So in essence all your dog was trying to say was one thing:
OWNED
so yeah FYL
Well look at it this way, he finally went, and a plus is he thinks you are so great that you should be urinated on to prove his appreciation.
Plus... numbeer 16 the dogs hate you...
#19 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:00am by NoneOfTheAbove
why didn't you just move when you realized he was pissing on you? You couldn't have been THAT injured :|
#25 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:34am by poiuytrewqlkjhgf
and you just chilled there while he was getting ready to do his business?? ydi for sitting there crying for yourself
Wow, most of these FMLs lately are about getting pee'd or pooped on.
#32 - On 05/30/2009 at 11:38am by bonafidehustler
I gave you YDI just because I'm 95% sure this story is fake.
#34 - On 05/30/2009 at 11:51am by madasahatter
This should be illustrated. If I had any artistic ability I would totally draw this one...
#37 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:42pm by hannahxbanana
He was just marking his territory, you just got dominated! XD
#38 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:51pm by someone1989
Next time when you make up FMLs don't include any dogs in them because you obviously have no idea how dogs behave. This whole thing where dogs deliberately piss "all over" you happens in movies, not in real life.
#40 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:41pm by MoonlightSonata
lol, and cocksuckers like #34 aren't supposed to put YDI just because their big ass says so and they think it's fake, we don't give a fucking shit if you think its fake so shut the hell up
#41 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:42pm by scateice
Aching body.. wtf? You only tripped dude.. if anything you would have nearly fallen on your dog and he would have gotten scared, although I'm doubtful scared enough to piss on you...
Fucking fake.
#43 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:10pm by JonReb
HAHAHAHA.
ps 43 he said he tripped and fell on his face onto concrete. that could hurtt.
and i've seen dogs pee on people before they think its okay
#44 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:29pm by danisonx3
#44 Wherever he fell, it still would've scared the dog enough to jump away. You don't almost fall on your dog and then the dog moves over you and pees on you. That just doesn't happen.
#47 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:42pm by Asdas
If that had been my best friend, I would have laughed my ass off... because his dog pissed on me, too.
Funny story aside, that must suck. Hope you wern't wearing anything you particularly liked.
Well, now you know how to make the dog take a leak: just lay face down on your sidewalk... no need to walk the varmint all over the neighborhood.
Dogs pee to instill dominance. There's no escaping it now: For it to respect you as it's owner, you must pee on it back.
@ #62
It doesn't provide LULz if you know anything about dogs.
#64 - On 06/01/2009 at 8:01am by Asdas
*Hint hint* jk, but seriously, in his mind, he now owns you
#68 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:45pm by bubblekat9
The dog was waiting for the right time. Don't lie. You enjoy the golden shower. It was nice, warm, and SWEET!!! Mmmmmmmmmm.........
