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Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by pissingcontest (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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that's definitely some serious pee session.

#2 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:46am by jengen

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kinky.

#3 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:48am by HeyitsPheddy

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