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Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13341) - you deserved it (29860)

On 05/29/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by pissingcontest (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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