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Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48498) - you deserved it (8041)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

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I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.

#7 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:43pm by Jaywin

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when its up put an fml telling the url

#3 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:41pm by sadlife67

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