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Today, I was going over to my friends house for dinner, (it was my birthday) when I walked in everyone yelled surprise and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me she said "wrong person guys, turn off the lights". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46323) - you deserved it (2031)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by PmS (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

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