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Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 7:12am - misc - by ilikecake (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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Hahahaha you deserved it. Who wants to eat a penis cake? Are you not eating enough of his penis already?

#4 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:05pm by choppedNskrewed

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I think it was reasonable to assume they weren't coming if his friends were organising the party. That's very very awkward.

#5 - On 05/29/2009 at 2:05pm by dancing_bear

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