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Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64715) - you deserved it (5690)

On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

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aww haha poor guy! =P

#1 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:23pm by shan789mudge

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awww poor guy :( fhl
i hope you dont judge him for that only. I'd be shitting my pants too

#3 - On 05/28/2009 at 7:24pm by happy_me

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