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Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39113) - you deserved it (2827)

On 05/27/2009 at 9:40pm - animals - by KitKat270 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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