By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 074
You deserved it 34 020

Same thing different taste

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alwaysalady 0

I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.

loschepp 0

I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p

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loschepp 0

I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p

fmltiligothigh 0

^ ftw!! a plastic spoon is better than scissors

Yeah but those are real killer instruments.

alwaysalady 0

I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.

midnightlime 0

They Make Emo Tools for kids now?

JN226 0

hahaha #13 :)and #9 HEHEHE :)

bamm_fml 0

lol ive done that before! it hurts =o .. i also bite my nails sometimes and they get jagged and i sometimes accidentally scratch my face on the way to fix my hair lol, pwnt by self

I was going to say "my friend cut himself on a plastic safety knife while eating dinner on a school trip". then i read #9

C2Norton 0

If it helps, my sister cut the tip of my middle finger off with one of those "kid" scissors when I was 4. They put it back on but still, freaking kiddie scissors.