Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10231) - you deserved it (23274)
On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)
J's life also sucksToday, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him…
JLoistheBomb also deserved itToday, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to…
Be careful those plastic scissors can be dangerous.
#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:23am by flames123x
See in context
I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p
#5 - On 02/11/2009 at 3:45pm by loschepp
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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