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Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10034) - you deserved it (22958)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

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Be careful those plastic scissors can be dangerous.

#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:23am by flames123x

See in context

+10

I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.

#8 - On 02/12/2009 at 12:45pm by alwaysalady

See in context

+5

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