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Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by bu09 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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This is why I never wear makeup. That way when you do, everyone is like, "Ooooh, you look great!"

#8 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:04pm by thebaroness1984

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it happens. if people don't know what your real face looks like then they will do that. I wear eyeliner everyday and one day i didn't and my mom kept bugging me all day that i looked sick.

that's why i try to avoid makeup on a regular basis. and when i do wear it, it looks special. lol

#6 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:01pm by memyselfandi

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