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Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46347) - you deserved it (6778)

On 03/07/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by bu09 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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