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Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16665) - you deserved it (30089)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:16pm - misc - by Triple F (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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That's what you get when you think you're hot shit.

#3 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:48pm by Kyothine

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Ooh, ouch. Sometimes you can't help feeling hot, and then the Universe strikes you down for your arrogance. Hopefully he'll get you some flowers or a get well card, though. XD

#6 - On 03/07/2009 at 4:09pm by Graphophobia

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