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Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML
That's what you get when you think you're hot shit.
Ooh, ouch. Sometimes you can't help feeling hot, and then the Universe strikes you down for your arrogance. Hopefully he'll get you some flowers or a get well card, though. XD
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Friday 14 March 2014