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Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

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Your counselor probably had a point. If you were interested in space you would want to be an astronomer, not an astrologist.

#2 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:32pm by Humps

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Oh my god, that's horrible.

#1 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:32pm by leannayourcool

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