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Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54232) - you deserved it (13019)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

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