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Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31391) - you deserved it (11380)

On 05/27/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by Lmop68 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Ouch indeed. But I wouldn't just wave to signal "Stop!"...

#3 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:05am by Indiana

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FYL and YDI
FYL because he couldn't do any worse at trying to get you to stop; seriously waving = hi/come here
YDI for not paying attention to your surroundings
have a quick recovery from the ribs, those SUCK to have broken cant do anything

#4 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:14am by R3TH0R

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