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Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

I agree, your life sucks (30083) - you deserved it (10827)

On 05/27/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by Lmop68 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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