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Today, I went to the hospital in premature labor. Alone, I texted my best friend/crush and asked him to come and sit with me for an hour while I waited on my mom to arrive. Eating cornflakes and watching TV, he replied "I can't". Apparently TV is more important than a best friend in labor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32302) - you deserved it (16678)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by way2gosam - United States (Louisiana)

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Why wasn't the father there? If you're calling your "crush" and your mom, you're too young to be having babies anyway.

#3 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:24am by lyndis

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he probably knows you are into him so is avoiding being to close to you incase he gets the position of father figure to your child and is therefore stuck with you and the kid forever, he saved himself from having a fml

#4 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:24am by gorjjays6

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