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Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48985) - you deserved it (6696)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by anythingjean (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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