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Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56097) - you deserved it (8782)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by anythingjean (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Look on the bright side. If he uses your credit cards, you can meet up with him when he's arrested.

#12 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:31pm by p0kegeek

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