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Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56516) - you deserved it (20912)

On 05/25/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by alsayslegit (woman) - United States (Florida)

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A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.

#2 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:39pm by pzehtoeur

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It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...

#4 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:40pm by MandM44

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