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Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41649) - you deserved it (2607)

On 05/25/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by hahahah111 (man) - United States (California)

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