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Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

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the way this is written is misleading, like you read that you were supposed to turn that side toward the audience but you turned it on its side anyway. i hope no one got hurt.

#6 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:04am by shaPOW

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Don't lie, we all know you secretly plotted this so you could kill them.....too bad your plan backfired :P

#11 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:18am by NGM_KID

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