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Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13730) - you deserved it (40476)

On 05/24/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by duhitskelly94 - United States (Virginia)

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And you didn't check before you left because....?

#2 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:06pm by Pounce

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well, only got one choice left...kidnap your favorite singer and make them sing for you whenever you want BWAHAHAHA

#12 - On 05/24/2009 at 2:12pm by tko

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