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Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7946) - you deserved it (53328)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by DQB (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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LMAO . Karma's a bitch .

#1 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:14am by Madalena

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YDI - Not paying attention to your gas level.

I'm not a scientist, but I'm going to say the other guy ended up winning this one.

#3 - On 05/24/2009 at 4:19am by 24788

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