Transportation: Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside...

By DQB - 24/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 110

You deserved it 61 914

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By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 690

You deserved it 7 661

Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

I agree, your life sucks 871

You deserved it 180

Stuck on Amber

By River - 26/02/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 235

You deserved it 56 146

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 970

You deserved it 54 809

Classic

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 249

You deserved it 1 024

You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 057

You deserved it 40 450

By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 989

You deserved it 30 901

By van no gough - 22/03/2015 00:07 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 416

You deserved it 3 895

By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 193

You deserved it 58 430

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 680

You deserved it 6 248

Madalena_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

LMAO . Karma's a bitch .

christopherlove 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

I hate inconsiderate drivers, so YDI of course.

Comments

itsgen 16

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:10

hahah i sooo agree with 10 but like seriously who the freak goes on a bridge or anywhere thats not close to a gas station wen ur low on fuel,,AND! who lets there car get that low on gas!?!

noshitsherlock 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:10

#10, I totally agree!!!

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:15

Smart. Just be happy no one hit you.

valuemeal2 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:23

YDI, fill up your gas tank earlier next time. Also, don't drive like a douchebag.

st87 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:30

I feel sorry... for the other guy. He probably needed to go home just as badly as you — if not more. You may be in a hurry to get to a gas station, but hey, he probably wanted to go home for some sex. At least that beats you, ya little pussy..

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:59

Lol! YDI, how could you let your gas run low?

erroric 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:59

It sounds like the car behind you has a better fml.

Natsumi_Ryuu 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 7:16

I agree! Lol

00754chan 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:19

this is the very reason we fill the tank on a regular basis.

scottyz1 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:22

Icing on the cake was if he rolled up beside you, slides his windows down, only to begin the onslaught of notes: 'We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.... etc' That would be deserved.