Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML

by yamuda / 05/11/2016 at 7:24pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Miscellaneous

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  • Well, time to burn all the cups and mugs in the house, something tells me this wasn't the first time he's done this..

    #1 - On 05/12/2016 at 5:59am by Paws_Cat

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  • Pretty close to the literal meaning of "who pissed in your cereal this morning?"

    #2 - On 05/12/2016 at 5:59am by Kidd_Ant

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