Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

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Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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Bingo!

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 14:20 - United Kingdom - Bishops Stortford

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML

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By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

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Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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cdgrayson 21

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:20

Maybe you should have researched bingo B4 playing.

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:21

Some old people take bingo way too seriously.

Comments

Dick_diamond 22

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

SixthSinEnvy 39

Sunday 21 February 2016 2:51

Please always **** with a condom.

bella_nana347 23

Sunday 21 February 2016 3:23

DON'T BE SILLY, WRAP YOUR WILLY

Dale_shackleford 13

Sunday 21 February 2016 6:14

I was always told that the safest way to **** was with a condom.

mr_sarcastic416 29

Monday 22 February 2016 9:40

wrap your tool to catch the drool

mr_sarcastic416 29

Monday 22 February 2016 9:42

cover your vein then drive her insane

cdgrayson 21

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:20

Maybe you should have researched bingo B4 playing.

zeffra13 31

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:28

Why? The person calling the numbers doublechecks your card before they announce you won, so you can't cheat without bribery. People being sore losers comes with any game.

rivaraven 35

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:30

That was an um... pun. Lighten up!

bella_nana347 23

Sunday 21 February 2016 2:46

#10, thanks for clearing that up. I2 was confused by the comment.

Liamj774 36

Monday 22 February 2016 7:43

Maybe she heard some A4 mentioned tiles

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:21

Some old people take bingo way too seriously.

91hayek 31

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:56

This. Also Bridge and Mahjong. At our local library they have games on Thursday and unless you want a dozen senior citizens yelling at you, stick to the other side of the library and don't even look their way.