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Today, I drove to my university to pick up forms and books. When I parked at 2:58 there was 30 mins on the meter. I returned at 3:32 only to find a parking ticket issued at 3:31. The worst part is, the books were not available until next week and I could've got the forms online. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by unifail - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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#9, seriously?

First of all what he did was stupid, secondly the fact that the girlfriend got it on camera is even worst! "Funny as hell" can get him arrested for assaulting an officer. Hilarious.

#10 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:46pm by Herbal

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so basically you were too tight to add a few more minutes to the 30 mins someone else had left on, and then came back late? you totally deserved it, even if it was a shit trick to give you a ticket two minutes after it ran out.

#16 - On 10/08/2012 at 12:54pm by Mr_Mole

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