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Today, I drove to my university to pick up forms and books. When I parked at 2:58 there was 30 mins on the meter. I returned at 3:32 only to find a parking ticket issued at 3:31. The worst part is, the books were not available until next week and I could've got the forms online. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by unifail - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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#9, seriously?

First of all what he did was stupid, secondly the fact that the girlfriend got it on camera is even worst! "Funny as hell" can get him arrested for assaulting an officer. Hilarious.

#10 - On 03/28/2009 at 3:46pm by Herbal

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Can't have got far in 1 minute. I'd find him and stick the ticket down his throat. 3 minutes = bullshit call.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:29pm by Tri

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