Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

by Anon / 08/25/2015 at 6:10am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous

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  • "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all."

    Stupid sexy Flanders

    #2 - On 08/25/2015 at 7:27pm by Steve97

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  • Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets

    #1 - On 08/25/2015 at 7:27pm by AlicefromIreland

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