Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

by godzilllla / 08/07/2015 at 9:59pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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