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Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML

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>.>... u kno...
thats soooo common...
its not, fml at all.
thats more like... ur stupid..
....>.>...

#8 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:52pm by _xandria_

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So what's your point? From what I read the lid wasn't in place when you pushed On, so plugged or not, you simply didn't put on the lid, moron -.-

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 8:54pm by Xhen

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