By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 687
You deserved it 4 455

Same thing different taste

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What a great and nutritious way to start the day

amberv61 22

Technically I wouldn't feel anything because you know I would be dead

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Nederlander95 14
SystemofaBlink41 27

I wonder if/one the FML staff will play with this one like the first comments

Well, these are the types of comments that get posted when someone is under pressure and wants to be first to comment, haha.

What a great and nutritious way to start the day

Not worse than the time I opened the lid on my cappuccino to find a floating dead roach.

Dead insects/animal turds is for extra flavor lol

fearlesscooldude 12

No, its a shitty way to start the day.

lexi365 20
daisylokes 16

i think she was joking lol #89

Shit is waste... It's not going to contain protien and other good nutrients.

im surprised someone would actually think shit contains protien.

First, brush your teeth. Second, buy mouse traps, glue traps, and steel wool. Plant them in every open space you can find in the house, mostly the kitchen and just wait for a snap or a squeak.

Mouse traps are cruel though. How would you feel if you bent into the fridge to get food and the door suddenly snapped shut & broke your neck/back or whatever those snapping mouse traps do.

amberv61 22

Technically I wouldn't feel anything because you know I would be dead

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Buy snap mouse traps, but glue traps are honestly cruel. Better to have a trap that kills instantly rather than keeps the animal alive, hungry and unable to move. I think you can also get humane traps for mice, OP, where you can catch them and take them somewhere to release them, if you'd rather go that route.

#28 As long as it kills the mouse or rat instantly and painlessly I wouldn't consider it cruel. I've read glue traps are pretty cruel and inhumane though. There are also traps that don't kill mice and rats and are more humane than glue traps so they can be released safely into the wild.

You found the suprise, although I prefer the card or racecar instead.

The real question is: Did you finish the bowl?!

OP literally said they ate half the bowl already. Would they continue to eat cereal with mouse feces or "fecereal"?

MichellinMan 20

^ it's hard to pronounce fecereal

No no no, they are just a new brand of cereal called fecereal, "now with real droppings"