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Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

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Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.

#1 - On 07/14/2014 at 5:03pm by cynicalsatireman

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Man, I love how FMLs always leave you hanging.
Follow-up, OP?

#2 - On 07/14/2014 at 5:03pm by TorturedXeno

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