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Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43291) - you deserved it (4109)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Shoot those fuckers with a crossbow.

#1 - On 06/17/2014 at 7:50pm by ShittingHicks

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I'm a Game of Thrones fan and that's rude as hell. Sorry OP.

#5 - On 06/17/2014 at 7:56pm by Caprica323

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