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Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46114) - you deserved it (3469)

On 05/28/2014 at 5:07pm - misc - by chubbs - United States (California)

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Did you answer the door with your pants around your ankles?

#2 - On 05/29/2014 at 2:41am by icnburbbygrl

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Well I guess you don't have to pay the rent for a few months

#5 - On 05/29/2014 at 2:44am by abhi95

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