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Today, my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer. We're very close, and I called my boyfriend, really needing some support. I'd barely told him what had happened, when he replied, "Babe, I'm in the middle of a game here. Call me later." FML


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On 05/24/2014 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Your boyfriend is a dick. I think this is one of those instances where it's safe to say, I hope you broke up with his sorry ass. Also, I'm sorry about your grandma. I hope for a speedy recovery.

#2 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:16pm by slytherbitch

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#1 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:14pm by Farmillionaire

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