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Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38137) - you deserved it (4909)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm - misc - by Benji (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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