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Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML
its not like youll need to be using it, if you still live with your mom
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015