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Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35704) - you deserved it (3871)

On 05/09/2014 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa

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You need to get to the bottom of this. Who flushed that toilet?

#2 - On 05/09/2014 at 11:14pm by tumtum888

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Oh god I'm sorry. What is seen cannot be unseen

#4 - On 05/09/2014 at 11:14pm by ChristianH39

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