Today, my brain-dead brother-in-law decided to play five finger fillet while at my place. Predictably, he ended up slicing a finger wide open. My mother-in-law now wants my blood, because she thinks I dared him to do it, and that clearly her perfect little angel couldn't be such a moron. FML

by fmlgirl / 05/09/2014 at 2:44pm / Netherlands (Zeeland) / Miscellaneous

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  • Nothing worse then a pissed off in-law... Run girl!

    #3 - On 05/09/2014 at 6:05pm by abzray123

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  • I guess he thinks he's a cyborg, since Bishop is the only one I know who wins at that game.

    #4 - On 05/09/2014 at 6:06pm by Welshite

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