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Today, my brain-dead brother-in-law decided to play five finger fillet while at my place. Predictably, he ended up slicing a finger wide open. My mother-in-law now wants my blood, because she thinks I dared him to do it, and that clearly her perfect little angel couldn't be such a moron. FML
Nothing worse then a pissed off in-law... Run girl!
I guess he thinks he's a cyborg, since Bishop is the only one I know who wins at that game.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015