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Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8410) - you deserved it (49652)

On 05/20/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by fihifgni210 - United States (Florida)

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