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Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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Haha that sucks. It was a nice deed, too bad you didn't notice it was a cop.

Did he give you another ticket? I don't know if there's anything illegal about that.

#1 - On 05/20/2009 at 10:20am by bonafidehustler

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its only bad if u get caught... my ass has been saved many a time by people flashing so i flash ppl too... i just say its not my car and i thought it was the indicator...
:)

#11 - On 05/20/2009 at 10:42am by fml_24seven

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