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Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (4036)

On 05/19/2009 at 11:31pm - misc - by EricCartman (man) - United States (Washington)

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