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Today, mah mom calld to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope u aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again!! Gifts should be returnable!! And have a price." FML

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Wow that's incredibly ungrateful. Don't get her anything at all OP.

#3 - On 12/24/2013 at 5:55am by EternalRest

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Well if it makes you feel any better OP, there ARE people like me who appreciate handmade gifts.

#4 - On 12/24/2013 at 5:56am by DarkPandaXD

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