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Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42809) - you deserved it (3199)

On 12/23/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by GogglesGoggles - United States

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The male ape will protect anything it deems his with great prejudice to any potential competitors.

In other words, dude has serious self-esteem issues or a very unhappy girlfriend.

#7 - On 12/23/2013 at 9:59am by newburton13

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Oh that was you?

#2 - On 12/23/2013 at 9:56am by T1gerwolf

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